Friday, February 7, 2014

Oh So tweet COjones

      As I was researching tips for a lazy blogger, I found that one of the most popular gimmicks is the interview format. Oh, I get it. Someone else writes your blog. Cool.
 

     BIG COjones is a blog written by my long time friend and Pittsburgh gal (temporarily displaced in NYC),  +Stephanie Jones . She always has a hilarious yet very skewed view on a wide range of topics ( www.thingsjonesthinks.blogspot.com ). And She's a brainy beauty, like myself! (Also, a social misfit, like myself!) I recommend first reading her 8/8/2013 "to blog or shut the f*ck up" post to get to know her a bit and see why I love her so much. If you read it & grin, you get 'it' .....if you read it & are confused or scared,(or message psych referrals to me) then you probably should find other blogs.
   Ok...so, you stuck around....good..... I played a little "tweet" association game with Steph....I gave her the #'s and she gave me 140 characters or less from her sweet, twisted mind.
    So,tweet away, Steph!!


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COjones @faubulous
My dad says I'll die alone.
#imSteph

COjones @faubulous
I'm not a bitch. I just have seasonal affective disorder.
#COjonesblog

COjones @faubulous
fairy princess teenage boy hybrid #fAubulousinpittsburgh
 
COjones @faubulous
We hit on 19 year olds because we thought they knew the
+Pittsburgh Penguins #Steph&Aubflashback

COjones @faubulous
I didn't instagram my dinner because it wasn't photogenic;
I didn't do it because I'm not a douche. #instagram

COjones @faubulous
Diesel Club Lounge: where dignity goes to die #burghnitelife

COjones @faubulous
How will he manipulate his name if the +Pittsburgh Steelers 
go to the Super Bowl? #MayorPeduto

COjones @faubulous
I would do unspeakable things for a date with +JamesNeal18.com 
#favblack&goldjock

COjones @faubulous
When your ass cheeks aren't showing, no one buys you drinks
#yinzergalstyle

COjones @faubulous
Bottomless mimosas & bad decisions. Sunday funday courtesy
of UrbanTap #brunchinburgh

COjones @faubulous
Seeing Rhianna, Dane Cook & Katie Holmes on the street is
less exciting than eating in same restaurant as Steidl & Steinburg.
#NYCvsPitt

COjones @faubulous
friends don't let drunk friends order food #skinnygaltip

COjones @faubulous
If you need me I'll be spouting verbal insults from the corner.
#ifiwereon+Bravo 

COjones @faubulous
From the mind that brought you communicorns and.....
yep that's it #lastword